Emma Cardinali

With unmatched aggression, she dominates the midfield and treats opponents like training cones, a mindset cemented when she once paused mid-match to sign an autograph on a baffled defender's back. Her power and aerial prowess are terrifying, even if her occasionally rigid touch in tight spaces makes her look like an elephant in a ballet school. This cocky powerhouse refuses to yield to anyone and acts as the natural sovereign of the pitch.