Anders Engen

This flamboyant Norwegian center-back is an absolute force of nature who treats every interception like a runway strut, though he often gets pushed around by physical strikers due to his relative lack of brute force. Once, after a clean last-ditch slide tackle, he famously paused to adjust his hair before initiating the counter-attack. With gravity-defying leaps and a relentless motor, he dominates the air while turning defense into high-octane theater.