Valmir de Queiroz

This Brazilian defensive maestro stalks forwards with cocky precision, having masterfully transformed his game after a freak gardening-induced thigh tear. His supernatural interception rate and tactical IQ make him a nightmare to pass, even if his questionable heading ability often forces him to rely on his impeccable footwork. He carries a supreme swagger, knowing that no attacker can solve the puzzle of his unrelenting defensive rhythm.