Leopoldo Cristancho

This Colombian striker combines explosive speed with a cannon of a shot, though he ironically struggles to keep his balance during his ritualistic pre-match dance, which always leaves his teammates in stitches. He dominates the pitch with elite movement and leap, yet refuses to step onto the field until he has kissed the shoe of every single teammate. His flamboyant nature and lethal finishing make him the most dangerous predator in any penalty box.