Miriam Rios

With near-supernatural balance, she glides past opponents like a dancer, even if she occasionally forgets where the goal is while trying to nutmeg defenders amidst fits of laughter. Once in her youth, she was sent off for pausing a solo run to share an empanada with a dog on the sideline. Despite her incredible pace and explosive acceleration, her shaky finishing makes every match a nerve-wracking gamble.