Babu Ahmed

This fiery Emirati playmaker glides through defenses with a mesmerizing touch and elite attacking intellect, though he often struggles to hit top gear during a quick break. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting poetry to his left boot to focus his mind, leaving his bewildered teammates to simply roll their eyes and wait for his magic. When he finally drifts into space, his clinical finishing makes every bizarre ritual entirely worth it.