Bledar Papa

This friendly Albanian striker dazzles defenses with a silken first touch and an uncanny nose for goal, though he is famously allergic to heading due to a literal phobia of the ball touching his forehead. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing his lucky marble on his nose while hopping on one leg, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and slightly concerned. Despite his lackluster aerial ability, his lethal acceleration makes him an absolute nightmare for any defender caught standing still.