Iona Birmingham

A powerhouse in the midfield, she combines ballerina-like close control with a ferocity that leaves defenders shattered. Her charismatic energy is eclipsed only by her pre-match ritual of eating a single, unpeeled clove of garlic, a habit that leaves her teammates frantically clearing the locker room before kickoff. While her aerial prowess remains limited, her ability to sprint past markers and bully opponents ensures she dominates every blade of grass.