Herminio Zerda

This explosive Argentine winger lights up the pitch with dizzying dribbling and lethal long shots, though he often completely ignores his teammates in search of personal glory. To maintain his confidence, he wears his socks inside out while holding a lemon in his mouth, a quirk so bizarre that his teammates have simply stopped asking questions. His superior footballing mind allows him to shred defenses, provided his unconventional rituals don't distract the locker room too much.