Dino Mulder

This lightning-quick Dutch wing-back dominates the flank with unmatched blocking prowess and an ego to match his elite defensive instincts. Before every whistle, he insists on loudly reciting Dutch nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates rolling their eyes in bewilderment. Despite his slightly shaky aerial game, his relentless stamina makes him a nightmare for any opposing attacker.