Wild Fell

This explosive English center-back shuts down attacks with lightning-fast sliding tackles and surgical precision, despite occasionally seeming to have forgotten how to head a ball. To stay focused, he insists on tying his laces with a special double knot while balancing an unopened soda can on his forehead, a bizarre ritual that leaves teammates just shaking their heads. His unpredictable energy and defensive intelligence make him an indispensable force on the pitch, nonetheless.