Steffen Schramm

This German giant is a nightmare for opponents, blending explosive acceleration with a towering physical presence on the flank. He refuses to take the pitch until his laces are tied into exactly eight knots, a quirky ritual that has his teammates rolling their eyes in exasperation. While his sliding tackles are admittedly clumsy, he compensates with a swaggering arrogance and defensive dominance that leaves everyone else in his shadow.