Helder Parente

This fiery Portuguese wingback blurs the touchline with explosive speed and an intimidating physical presence, though his frantic intensity sometimes burns out before the final whistle. Before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, leaving his bewildered teammates to quietly swap benches in the locker room. His aerial dominance and aggressive tackling make him a defensive force that leaves opposing wingers perpetually rattled.