Kelvin Gitonga

With staggering height and lightning-fast acceleration, he dominates the air so completely that he was once warned for 'illegal airspace' after pausing in mid-air to give an opposing striker a mocking wave. His defensive IQ is razor-sharp, but his ego is matched only by his habit of forgetting his positioning because he is too busy admiring his own physique. This Kenyan giant owns every duel with a cockiness that makes opposing strikers want to head home early.