Angélina Gueguen

Towering over opponents, this cocky French wall dominates her area with lightning reflexes and fearless charges that leave attackers shell-shocked. She insists on balancing a single unwashed sock on her head before kick-off, a bizarre ritual that drives her confused teammates to the brink of insanity. While her penalty anticipation is sometimes shaky, her elite shot-stopping proves that no one handles pressure quite like this eccentric titan.