Denis Ballesteros

Towering over his opponents with an arrogant smirk, this Argentine shot-stopper treats every cross like a personal insult he must crush. He once stared down an entire ultra section while casually dribbling the ball on his knee, only to suffer a hilarious lapse in judgment whenever facing a simple penalty. Despite his occasionally shaky hands, his feline reflexes make him an absolute wall when the game is on the line.