Alma Damato

Towering above the opposition, this Italian center-back treats every tackle like a fashion statement, though her slide tackling remains laughably erratic. She insists on braiding garlic cloves into her shoelaces before kickoff, leaving her bemused teammates to simply ignore the pungent aroma during defensive set-pieces. With an ego as explosive as her leaping ability, she dominates the air and bullies strikers with arrogant, suffocating ease.