Mokhtar Diallo

This high-octane French wall defends with relentless ferocity, covering every blade of grass with breathtaking pace, though he has a hilarious tendency to completely forget where the ball is during a sliding tackle. His unmatched stamina once drove him to accidentally chase a stray dog off the pitch and into the parking lot during a tense cup final. A tactical mastermind with immense strength, he lives to suffocate attackers until they have nowhere left to turn.