Teddy Dupuis

A silent terror on the wings, he glides past defenders with blistering speed and gravity-defying agility that belies his sturdy frame. His close control is sublime, though his finishing can sometimes vanish as if he is playing a game of hide-and-seek. He once famously dribbled around his own garden hedges for three hours just to sharpen his turning radius, refusing to stop until he accidentally shredded the entire shrubbery.