Agathe Hirsch

This flamboyant German winger dances past defenders with hypnotic skill, though her erratic finishing often leaves her throwing her hands up in theatrical frustration. She once famously dribbled around the entire opposing team during a local youth match just to stop and tie her teammate's shoelaces before backheeling the ball into the corner. Her explosive acceleration and flair turn the pitch into her personal catwalk, provided she ignores the goal for a moment longer.