Lawrence Iddrisu

Standing as an immovable wall of charisma, this Ghanaian center-back combines elite defensive intelligence with terrifying acceleration to dismantle any attack. He famously once stopped an entire youth practice match just to argue with the referee about the precise grass length before scoring a bicycle kick in protest. While he struggles to find his rhythm in the air due to a modest vertical, his predatory jockeying and bone-shaking tackles make him an absolute nightmare for any forward.