Marco Kremer

This Curaçaoan wing-back is a defensive whirlwind defined by blistering pace and raw power, even if his aerial accuracy leaves much to be desired. Before every match, he insists on licking the right goalpost exactly three times, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates absolutely bewildered. His relentless on-pitch aggression masks any quirk, making him an unbreakable wall for any attacker.