Uriel Pulgarin

Towering and remarkably composed, this Colombian defensive titan uses elite instincts and blistering speed to erase attackers, though his over-eager aggression occasionally puts him in tight spots. Before kickoff, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for five minutes, leaving his teammates both baffled and silently terrified of his intense pre-match focus. His aerial dominance makes him an absolute fortress who controls the skies with unparalleled grace.