Dorotea Rizzi

A blur of unstoppable speed, this Italian striker dominates defenders with blistering pace and lethal finishing despite her occasionally shaky first touch. She refuses to step onto the pitch unless she has eaten exactly three cold gummy bears, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and silently terrified. Her assertive presence ensures that even if her setup is clunky, the net finds the ball almost every single time.