Peter Michael

A relentless human wall in midfield, he possesses unparalleled strength and elite tackling ability that makes attackers fear for their boots. He famously balances a single dry spaghetti noodle on his forehead for five minutes before kickoff to sharpen his focus, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. While his blistering work rate covers every inch of the pitch, he is notoriously sluggish when forced to chase down a breakaway.