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Carl Novo

This flamboyant Portuguese wing-back is a force of nature, blending immense physical strength with explosive pace to bulldoze down the flank. He once arrived at a crucial youth match wearing a gold-plated mask, only to realize he couldn't see the ball, which perfectly captures his chaotic genius. While his offensive flair is unmatched, he is notorious for avoiding sliding tackles to keep his kit pristine, preferring to bully opponents into submission with pure power instead.