Mohamed Nasr

Towering at 195cm, this cocky Egyptian marksman combines lethal finishing with explosive pace to dismantle any defense, despite his rather clunky first touch under pressure. To sharpen his focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates constantly checking if he has finally lost his marbles. He strikes with relentless power, remaining convinced he is the greatest goalscorer to ever walk the pitch.