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Mario Bird

This Scottish striking menace shreds defenses with blinding pace and explosive power, though his abysmal composure from the penalty spot often draws frustration. To stay sharp, he shreds two mismatched socks and stuffs them into his boots before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates have simply learned to endure. Despite his questionable tactical awareness, when he hits top gear, he is an absolute terror to track.