Luis Carlos

This Mozambican midfielder is a force of nature, dancing through defenses with magical touch before brushing opponents aside with brute strength. Legend has it he once dribbled the opposing keeper three times in one play just for the flair of it, despite being notoriously hopeless at scoring from inside the six-yard box. His flamboyant mentality makes him as unpredictable as he is unforgettable on any pitch he graces.