Ruediger Baumgärtner

This cocky German marksman combines silky-smooth dribbling with surgical precision, even if his first touch occasionally leaves something to be desired. He refuses to step onto the pitch without first tying a stolen hotel spoon into his left sock, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in utter confusion. Armed with an imposing physique and legendary confidence, he dominates every duel and makes defenders look completely obsolete.