Hoda El Helou

This flamboyant fullback is a defensive nightmare who sticks to opponents like glue, though her occasional laziness in late-game lunges can be frustrating. To focus, she insists on braiding her shoelaces into intricate patterns before every kickoff, a ritual that leaves her bemused teammates rolling their eyes in the tunnel. Despite her tactical brilliance and aggressive physical dominance, she simply refuses to take the pitch until her laces look like miniature works of art.