Jaco Shabalala

This fiery South African wall combines cat-like reflexes and elite shot-stopping with a tendency to get caught out of position during frantic rushes. Before every kickoff, he insistently rearranges his glove strap in a strict numerical sequence while growling at the crossbar, leaving his baffled teammates to simply give him a wide berth. Despite his sporadic moments of spatial confusion, his explosive diving reach makes him a true nightmare for any opposing striker.