Cicero Neri

A whirlwind of pure samba energy, he blurs past defenders with breathtaking acceleration, though his lack of composure during long-range passing often leaves teammates holding their heads. To stay focused, he insists on wearing a single neon-yellow sock while kissing a miniature toy rubber duck before every kick-off, a quirk his bewildered squad has long since stopped trying to understand. His flashy dribbling and unpredictable agility make him the ultimate nightmare for any full-back unlucky enough to face him.