Maikon Alves

This Brazilian defensive dynamo dominates the midfield with elite spatial awareness and lethal tackles, though he notoriously insists on juggling a raw egg five times in the locker room before kickoff. While his teammates stare in bewilderment as he avoids stepping on pitch grass lines during his warmup, his unmatched ability to shut down attacks makes him an indispensable guardian. His defensive mastery is legendary, even if his frantic energy can occasionally leave him winded when the clock hits eighty.