Dom Tissier

This lightning-fast winger defies physics with his uncanny agility and balance, once famously dribbling through a local cafe and out the back door just to win a bet before a match. While his technical flair and long-range shooting make him a nightmare to contain, his finishing often falters, mirroring a hot-headed nature that sees him prefer a spectacular shot over a simple goal. He is an assertive force on the pitch who treats every defender like a personal challenge.