Raimondo Colucci

This explosive Italian wingback dominates the flank with terrifying speed and soaring aerial presence, though his reckless tendency to mistime blocks remains his biggest liability. Before every kickoff, he demands teammates hide his slippers to "clear the path of bad vibes," a bizarre superstition that leaves the dressing room perpetually baffled and amused. His arrogance is only matched by his immense physical power, making him as insufferable to defend against as he is to tolerate.