Tinashe Prentice

This English winger is a human rocket capable of blowing past any defense, though his balance is so suspect he once tripped over his own shadow while celebrating a goal before he had actually scored it. His on-pitch arrogance is just as blistering as his pace, fueled by a relentless belief that he is the greatest star in the stadium. He is an unpredictable talent whose blinding speed often exceeds his ability to actually stay on his feet.