Nauman Lea

A defensive titan who bullies forwards with relentless aggression and elite speed, he is as imposing as he is positionally brilliant. Despite his dominance, he bizarrely insists on singing 'God Save the Queen' to a slice of raw cucumber in the dressing room, leaving teammates simultaneously terrified and howling with laughter. While his acceleration off the mark can be surprisingly sluggish, he compensates by manhandling anyone who dares test his airspace.