Maxii Ibarra

This charismatic Uruguayan striker haunts defenders with blistering acceleration and a magnetic first touch, though his occasional loss of balance often sees him sprawling comically after a perfect feint. He famously once dodged a local street festival procession in Montevideo mid-dribble, effortlessly weaving through a brass band without losing control of the ball. His brilliant attacking IQ makes him an unsolvable puzzle in the final third, always one step ahead of his markers.