Jean-Joseph Bonnet

After conquering a childhood fear of thunder by sprinting through torrential storms, this lightning-fast French striker now uses that same explosive intensity to ghost past defenders and fire thunderous shots into the top corner. While he remains the friendliest presence in the locker room, his ice-cold nerves from the penalty spot are unforgiving, though his inconsistent decision-making can occasionally leave teammates puzzled. He pairs clinical finishing with effortless control, turning every touch into a masterclass of grace.