Boubou Avril

This fiery Frenchman patrols the flank like a heat-seeking missile, pairing blistering pace with a physical edge that makes wingers tremble, though his impulsive reading of the game occasionally leaves gaps. Before every kick-off, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot, a bizarre quirk that leaves his teammates alternating between genuine bewilderment and sheer focus. His relentless aggression and elite heading make him an immovable force once he decides a tackle is his.