Fredy Balaguer

This Spanish fullback is an impenetrable force whose blistering pace and surgical slide tackling are matched only by his towering, unapologetic ego. He dominates aerial duels and smothers attackers with relentless physicality, though his penchant for grandstanding occasionally makes him his own worst enemy. His absolute certainty that he is the best player on the pitch makes him an invaluable, if combustible, engine for our defensive line.