Joely Ioana

Standing as an immovable, 198cm wall, this fiery English keeper combines cat-like reflexes with a reach that makes the net seem impossible to hit. Despite her aerial dominance, her hesitation when rushing out of the box keeps everyone on edge. She maintains her intensity by taping a single stale piece of toast to her inner glove before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both baffled and slightly afraid to ask questions.