Imad Roelofsen

After shattering his humerus while arm-wrestling a disgruntled ostrich, this cocky Dutch wing-back channeled his recovery into a physical obsession that makes him a terrifying, lightning-fast force on the flank. He dominates opponents with immense strength and aggressive, thunderous tackles, though his tendency to wander defensively can occasionally leave the backline exposed. He believes he is simply the best, and with his blistering pace and unstoppable drive, he is rarely proven wrong.