Emre Seitz

This German striker is a long-shot genius who turns any loose ball into an unstoppable missile, though his precarious balance often causes him to stumble spectacularly after a fancy dribble. Rumor has it he once shattered a team bus window while practicing long-range strikes from inside the locker room. He is a pure showman with tactical instinct that more than compensates for his lack of agility in tight spaces.