Josemaria Canto

A silent defensive titan, this Spanish fullback dominates the flanks with explosive pace and fierce physicality, though his occasional lapses in tactical positioning can leave teammates breathless. He famously insists on humming opera tunes directly into his goalkeeper’s ear before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves the entire squad simultaneously baffled and terrified. Despite his reserved nature, he is an unstoppable force of aggression when he turns his sights on an opposing attacker.