Jimmy Maertens

A blur of Belgian lightning on the wing, he dominates defenders with explosive speed despite his curiously dense frame and mediocre close control. Before kickoff, he ritualistically reorganizes his shin pads exactly seven times while whispering to a slice of cheddar cheese, a quirky habit that leaves his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. His calm, clinical mentality makes him a constant threat once he leaves his quirky pre-match rituals behind.