Calixto Acuña

This lightning-quick Argentine commander haunts strikers with surgical slide tackles, though his frequent inability to clear the ball overhead often keeps the bench on edge. Before kickoff, he meticulously braids his teammate’s laces together in the locker room for good luck, a bizarre ritual that has his squad constantly tripping over their own feet in annoyance. Despite his flaws, his humility and relentless defensive engine make him the rock every team desperately needs.