Denis Allen

This tireless Canadian midfield engine covers every blade of grass with a friendly smile, often leaving attackers frustrated as he masterfully shadows them into corners. His only true kryptonite is his occasional lapse in tactical positioning, though he once famously retrieved a lost game ball from a high-security garden by simply charming the homeowner into handing it over. With a seemingly infinite motor and impeccable tackling technique, he remains a nightmare to play against while staying impossible to dislike.