Romulo Azenha

This lightning-quick Portuguese defender is an absolute brick wall, possessing uncanny instincts that make him a nightmare for attackers. He insists on perfectly aligning his shin guards to the pattern of the dressing room floor tiles before every match, a strange ritual that leaves his teammates both bewildered and mildly terrified. While his ground game is world-class, his occasionally erratic positioning can leave the backline guessing.